According to the inner cover of my Latin dictionary, it contains over seven times the number of words present in the actual language...

Got an order from a town called Maidenhead. it made me giggle.

Showed up at work, only to find out I'm not scheduled for today. Guess it beats the opposite...

Watching a 1965 episode of The Outer Limits. Everyone is talking about how strange it is that things are made of plastic.

Happy solstice. It actually feels like the beginning of winter this year...

Ah, and it seems it's reconfigurable.

Fin

One more after this

My reward from Nintendo for a year of forsaken food money. (They're pin badges, in case you can't tell.)

Okay, seriously: what does Bethesda have against toes?

Being a big fan of character creation, I was kind of dissapointed that Skyrim's default character already bore me a striking resembleance.

"Death is a preferable alternative to communism." I guess robots aren't very good with slogans...

You have reached level 22:
Stat points left to distribute: 17
Press [enter] to auto-distribute

Did you know that November is tongue awareness month?

Why the fuck do I need to enter my gender to get a digital copy of a movie?

I must say, I'm a bit concerned that one of the pieces to my bookshelf is called a "hidden cam."

If you can say "they totally ripped that off from..." and fill in multiple works, it's not a rip off, it's just a stock element.

I got home today and there was a huge hole straight through one of the other apartments. @L Thief River Falls

Jacob Jones just got more than half way through Resident Evil in the time it took Darkspore to patch.

I got one of our catalogues at work. Two thousand eight hundred ninety-six pages.

Jacob Jones is having fun with the 3DS's camera.

High of 33. First god-awful hot day of the year!

Judging by this fish I just captured, adult Link is less than 80cm tall...

Do any 3DS games have normal manuals?

Happy solstice!

Video games that make you nauseous. That takes me back...

Writing a grociery list while watching Man vs. Food. And it's been a day since I've eaten...

Jacob Jones just saw two unfamiliar TNG episodes in a row. Hell yeah!

Got a call from a technician--finally have Internet at my place. Lot of catching up to do...

It's kind of weird that they call it a "siren" when the noise is supposed to repel people...

Got furniture, pots and pans, and introduced Mum and Dan to gazpacho. Another productive day.

Behind my box of books... Guess I would have found it Saturday.

Been here not 24 hours, and already I've lost something relatively important...

Apparently, rodeo clowns think they're bullfighters now.

Vbi es, Apocalypsis?

Mi padre acaba de intentar hacerse amigo con un puerco espín.

Productive day. Found an appartment.

Having fun missing at seven yards with a laser sight.

Jacob Jones saw a fish as roadkill earlier.

Someone decided to fill the kitchen with junk, and we can't check out until they clear it out.

El fin de mi final final. Por fin.

With the lack of air conditioning, I guess this cool weather isn't all bad...

１週間先．．．

I'm dreamin' of a white cinco de mayo.

Banquete^A feast for the culture hour, courtesy of Jimmy and Jen.

The narrator of this programme refers to the dinosaurs as a single species and North America as "the United States."

"It says it makes 2 quarts."
"Okay, how many quarts are in a gallon?"
"Beats me, all my stuff's in metric."
"Okay, I'll look it up online."

Would it kill someone in these event match servers to actually do event matches?

Just when I start getting comfortable, someone decides to burn the building down.

Wait, did Star Trek just say that the IRA will be successful? (TNG, "The High Ground," about 24-25 minutes in)

Apparently, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stan Lee are working on a Governator cartoon.

Alright, weather gods: this has ceased to be amusing.

"It's rich and creamy, like 2%"

Got my phone back.

The people at AT&T finally figured out that my phone has a big crack in the screen.

Happy new year!

So wait, Kise's oriental rice doesn't stick together, but their Spanish rice does?

Sequences were made to be broken.

Salchicha de venado y chucrut... Ñam...

Just got hit with a 158 point play in Super Scrabble (shearers on two triple word scores).

Happy solstice, everyone! Finally, we'll start getting more light!

Wrongfully Accused is on Encore Mystery. Hell yeah.

Heard on the travel channel that you can get bottles of capsicum extract for cooking. Google only brings quackery. Any help?

Sweet, it's been forever since I've seen Iron Chef.

No sé por qué, pero he tenido sueño toda esta semana. どしたか分からないけど、今週中ねむい。

明後日は、ファイナルテスト。次の日、ブレナードへ行く、１ヶ月の休みがある！すごいね。

The things given to me upon entering Sigma Delta Pi.

Jacob Jones just wrote a 401 word essay on a 214 word story about flies.

Mr. tomensnaben. That's a new one.

Jacob Jones just won Super Scrabble 853 to 459.

Jacob Jones thinks he should start doing laundry on a different day.

Jacob Jones finally got his Wii hooked up to the Internet! Who wants to exchange friend codes?

Has found a couple of typoes in his kanji book.

Turns out I've been using chopsticks wrong my entire life.

Everyone knows about Coca-Cola and cocaine, but did you know that 7Up originally contained lithium?

HotD Overkill's rating include's 'partial nudity.' I'm intrigued.

Jacob Jones finds it funny that they're advertising Border Wars during a special on the Klan.

Jacob Jones is watching a show about a whale exploding.

Happy solstice!

The semester is finally fully behind me.

Jacob Jones is prepared for disembarcation.

Jacob Jones got that last book. It was used, so I've got a lot of erasing to do.

The bookstore didn't have the one book I wanted, but they did have calligraphy sets.

Jacob Jones is slowly remembering how to drive in winter.

No-where seems to carry caligraphy pens anymore.

Damn it, this computer doesn't have a number pad! I can't even use the "fn" button!

They got rid of the one game at this arcade that I play.

Jacob Jones finally has a computer again!

Jacob Jones is no longer a teenager.

After spending how much there, I finally got a Barnes & Noble membership.

http://ping.fm/JGdkZ

An up-to-6000-character message to the world, to return in a few millennia.

Tekken 3 just beat me in ways I didn't know it could.

My phone's weather alerts obviously weren't made by a Minnesotan. 'wind chill near 27 exected.' So what?

If Facebook ads are tailored to our interests, then why do I keep getting ones for Christian sites?

I just had to get here right when the train did...

From an actual poster in East Snarr.

Jacob Jones has an intense craving for a cheeseburger.

Jacob Jones has seen as many Michael Jacksons as he has zombies.

The weirdoes are out in full force tonight (go figure).

Correction: bacciferous refers specifically to berry-bearing plants.

Random word of the day: bacciferous (fruit-bearing).

Japan Night doesn't have copsticks? Are you fucking serious? 'l MSUM

Japan Night's starting. Shouldn't have brought my coat.

Sweet, Oriental food! (Tries to use chopsticks) Damn it, this is Western rice!

Jacob Jones got a call from hold music today. Hung up: didn't have time for his shit.

To teach us what it's like for students learning English as a foreign language, our teaching class taught a lesson in Moroccan Arabic.

Jacob Jones finally has a dorm! About motherfucking time.

Spanish Scrabble, finally got my financial aid, and learned to spell 'Tekken' in kanji. Today is a good day.

Jacob Jones ha encontrado Scrabble en espaol! Hoy es buen da.

Jacob Jones just saw a bird in the mall.