Odd subtitles: (English:)Give me two minutes. (Spanish:) Deme cinco minutos.

Actual business: Generic Rent-a-Car.

is ready to disembark.

We must blow up the meteorite before it explodes!

Why the hell is Bumblebee's interior pink?

just saw a new Oxy-Clean commercial. It had a cheery, soothing spokeswoman.

just found out where Flüfie hides at night. And that there's a hole in my boxspring.

Dogs are terrified of Fluufie.

got a new cat. Name is Floofy. Or Flüfi. Didn't give a spelling.

just changed from CD to radio and got the same song (different artist).

This band doesn't even know the lyrics.

saw a woman with her kid on a leash. Such a sad sight.

Everyone is weirded out when I refuse a flag.

is early for the parade.

Happy Saturday!

There's some sort of half dollar sized jumping spider in my room.