Jacob Jones has seen as many Michael Jacksons as he has zombies.

The weirdoes are out in full force tonight (go figure).

Correction: bacciferous refers specifically to berry-bearing plants.

Random word of the day: bacciferous (fruit-bearing).

Japan Night doesn't have copsticks? Are you fucking serious? 'l MSUM

Japan Night's starting. Shouldn't have brought my coat.

Sweet, Oriental food! (Tries to use chopsticks) Damn it, this is Western rice!

Jacob Jones got a call from hold music today. Hung up: didn't have time for his shit.

To teach us what it's like for students learning English as a foreign language, our teaching class taught a lesson in Moroccan Arabic.

Jacob Jones finally has a dorm! About motherfucking time.

Spanish Scrabble, finally got my financial aid, and learned to spell 'Tekken' in kanji. Today is a good day.

Jacob Jones ha encontrado Scrabble en espaol! Hoy es buen da.

Jacob Jones just saw a bird in the mall.

If the laundromat costs $3.50, then why do I still have to pay in quarters?

Jacob Jones may have finally worked out some of the kinks of Ping.fm.

got to sit in on a 7th grade Latin class.