No-where seems to carry caligraphy pens anymore.

Damn it, this computer doesn't have a number pad! I can't even use the "fn" button!

They got rid of the one game at this arcade that I play.

Jacob Jones finally has a computer again!

Jacob Jones is no longer a teenager.

After spending how much there, I finally got a Barnes & Noble membership.

http://ping.fm/JGdkZ

An up-to-6000-character message to the world, to return in a few millennia.

Tekken 3 just beat me in ways I didn't know it could.

My phone's weather alerts obviously weren't made by a Minnesotan. 'wind chill near 27 exected.' So what?

If Facebook ads are tailored to our interests, then why do I keep getting ones for Christian sites?

I just had to get here right when the train did...

From an actual poster in East Snarr.

Jacob Jones has an intense craving for a cheeseburger.