Once again...

[This is a translation of my previous two posts]
Bats love the library. Right now, there are twenty-three in the entryway, sleeping. Last year, there were usually one or two, but now they've called their friends. I like these bats: they don't do anything, and they're tiny. But, I can't touch them, because I think that they would attack me.
And something interesting: in Japan, there's a toy made by Takara-Tomy for collectors named "MP-04 Megatron." It's a Transformer, and transforms into a very realistic gun. And, in Australia, in order to get one, one must:

Have a criminal background check
Give a good reason for purchasing it
Prove that they are a member of a collectors' club, and
Lock it up when it is not in use

In fewer words, they don't realise that it's a toy. But the Australians are lucky: here, in the "land of the free," you can't have one at all.

Temporeque altro...

[Hoc latine redditus blogis prioris est]
Vespertiliones bibliothecam amant magnopere. Nunc, sunt viginti et tres in porta, dormientes. Anno priore, catholice erant unus duove, sed iam amicos advocaverunt. Eos vespertiliones amo: nihil faciunt, et minimi sunt. Sed eos tangere non possum, quod me appugnare credo.
Resque interestans: in Iapone, est crepundia a Takara-Tomy facta quæ nominatur "MP-04 Megatron" collectoribus. Transformer est, et convertatur pistola qui vera videatur magnopere. Ac in Australia, ut eum acquires, necesse est:

sceptrum permittere historiam eum probatur
causam bonam dare
demonstrare qui membrum organizationem collectorium sit
eoque non usante, eum obfirmare

Minis verbis, nesciunt qui crepundia est. Sed Australiani felices sunt: hic, in "terra liberorum," haud eum habere potes.

Y otra vez...

A los murciélagos les encantan la biblioteca. Ahora, hay veintitrés en la entrada, durmiendo. El año pasado, generalmente había uno o dos, pero ya han llamado a sus amigos. Me gusta estos murcielaguitos: no hacen nada, y son chiquitines. Pero no puedo tocarlos, porque creo que me atacarían.

Y algo interesante: en Japón, hay un juguete hecho por Takara-Tomy a nombre de “MP-04 Megatron” para coleccionadores. Es un Transformer, y se transforma en una pistola que se ve muy real. Y, en Australia, para obtenerlo, alguien tiene que:

Permitir a la policía chequear su historia

Dar una razón buena para obtenerlo

Demostrar que es miembro de un club de coleccionadores, y

Cerrarlo con llave cuando no está usándolo.

En menos palabras, no saben que es un juguete. Pero los australianos son de buena suerte: aquí, en la “tierra de los libres,” no puedo tenerlo nada.