Automotive woes

Well, this is fun: first, I went in the ditch. Luckily, it wasn't that far from work, so the security guard helped pull me out.
The next day, I ran out of gas. I called AAA, and they got me some.
The day after that, I blew a tyre. I was close to home, so I put the doughnut on and went home, figuring I'd replace it the next day.
The next day, the doughnut was flat. I had AAA tow me to my mum's house, since everywhere was closed (you'd think the 25th were some sort of holiday, or something). The tow truck wouldn't start right, so it was all starting to sound like the premise to some Asian horror flick (the car is cursed!)
So, how were your holidays?