Tuesday, February 28, 2006: Instant newsfead-Bush refuses to set timeline for return of movie rentals.

Can't remember what I was going to say, but it was important. So, without furthur adeux, here's English lesson the third: scissors. "Scissors" is a plural word. There is no such thing as "a scissors," though I have heard people refer to them as such. The item which is used is, in fact, a pair of scissors. I have yet to figure out what a scissor is, however I am leaning towards the handle and blade combination which hinges on the other one in one of these cutting devices.