Wednesday, November 30, 2005: Pure torture: an Atheist named "Faith" or "Christian".

Okay, I have more time. Heightmax™ is an over the counter drug designed to increase the height of 12-20 year olds. That's odd, but not as bad as the commercials: "I'm worried about my son's height. He's small for a 15 year old." Huh? Last time I checked, height had been averaged, but not standardized. But, evidently it has, and being below that standard height is a very bad and problematic thing. A disease, perhaps. I mean, that is what this commercial insinuates. Now, for the record I am (at the moment) 5'9", but I'm not gay, black or female, and am concerned when these people are made fun of, especially if it was in an ad for a product marketed to them. In fact, why don't we think of some of these: "I'm worried about my son's skin. He's dark for a 15 year old." Or how about "I'm worried about my son's writing. He uses his left hand." That, of course, reaches into something extra-mundane, like height.

Next topic: today's Nabal update. Alright, now you most likely remember when I first introduced you to this highly irritating individual. If you don't here's the key quote I will be addressing:
"...Someone else... was dressed as Hitler. I heard about it before gym, when a Jewish chick was bitching about it..."

Well, this rather confused individual now has me rather confused. About her neck, falling short of the breasts which she continually flaunts in vain (for they do nothing to offset the repulsion of her character) fell a golden cross. Honestly. Now, needless to say, someone who does not believe in the New Testament would, reasonably, not wear the symbol of its followers. And given that she constantly talks of all other things, her conversion would have most definitely found my ear.

That leaves three options, as I figure it:
Option the first: She pretends to be Christian in order to fit in. This, of course, would have prevented her from stating her Judaism prior to that first entry about her.
Option the second: She was wearing it as part of a dare. This is doubtful, as she would have explained that to everyone who cared to listen and most everyone who didn't.
Option the third: She is, and was, a Christian, and merely claimed to be Jewish (Perhaps to give her word more kick {though if that was the goal, it failed}).

Well, time's up. Still got loads to tell you, but that'll have to wait.