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I've figured it out. Xanga's spell check is plotting against public honesty and intelligence. I have already spoken of its aversion to swearing and the word "nigger," but that's not the least of its problems. Listen to what it gives as alternates: for "nigger"-snigger, sniggers, nagger, jigger, niggard... for "fuck"-fu ck, fu... get the point? Not only does it not recognize swearing, it does recognize moronic little things people use to get around swear blockers.
In light of such events, I think it's time for an English lesson. Yes, it's a bit unorthodox for a blog, but I'm really sick of people who have lived in an English-speaking nation their entire life not being able to speak the language properly and not even noticing what idiots they're making of themselves.
All right, lesson one: typing words. If you are typing on an instant message program and must reply quickly because your friend may die within the hour, then abbreviations are fine. If your friend is fine, then they are quite a nuisance. If you are talking to me, I will expect you to be beyond that, and may respond to you saying "ic" with "Sorry, I don't speak much Anglo-Saxon. Why did you blurt out 'I'?" But now for the important part: if you are doing a formal writing (and I use the term liberally) such as an e-mail, a blog entry, or anything that will appear on the Internet, they are completely unacceptable. Completely. I am far less likely to take an e-mail, blog entry response, et cetera, seriously if it uses such things (lol included).
Well, I'm out of time. Join me again tomorrow for lesson two!
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