Tuesday, November 15, 2005: The answer to number 19 is "c".

For all of ye who may enter this realm, allow me to state as follows: I greet thee most eagerly. Today, I would primarily like to speak more of my health class. Firstly, I have an alias for that bitch who thinks that people don't have rights in school. It shall be "Nâbâl" (though those ^'s are annoying, so I won't use them). I chose this because it's Biblical Hebrew for "fool". 'Tis fitting, no? Secondly, I have remembered another action of my fundie teacher. He blamed the fall of the Roman Empire on sexual freedom. No, that was not a typo. He actually said that Rome fell because you "could sleep with anyone or anything you wanted to". Now, of course it fell because the Barbarians conquered them. Everyone but this intolerant fuck knows that. For him to say that just because they didn't have to follow Christian morals in regards to sexuality their empire collapsed is too horrible for words. And they allow this man to educate the masses. Fuck, you might as well say "the Egyptians were conquered because they were all niggers." That would have been in equally bad taste, however it would get him fired, and the other didn't. Ah yes, and he has this childish little habit of having some folks get up at the beginning of class and compliment someone (Nabal was skipped and didn't care). This, I believe, is because he may not notice that we are in the high school, not the pre-school building. There they want you to all be friends and develop good manners and habits, whereas in later grades they typically respect your right to enjoy certain people's company and avoid that of others. Not Mr. Fundie (that alias didn't quite take as long). At any rate, on to better subjects.

I would next wish to speak of a humorous incident which occurred whilst I was randomly browsing the library with a friend of mine, a certain Mr.W----. While we were going down an aisle, W---- saw a book entitled The Amateur Naturalist. He immediately pulled it out and relieved to see pictures of rocks and plants and the lot. Now, after a bit of evasive conversing, I think that he confused naturalist with naturist, the European/nudist term for, well, nudist. You should have seen the look on his face. You see, I may have pulled it out inquisitively to see if it was what I thought it was, but he freaked out. 'Twas hilarious! But, of course, he's a bit more of the strait-laced Christian type than I. At any rate, I must leave now. So long to all of ye!