Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Hello again! Today Tomen got back, and he's weird as ever. Maybe worse. You see, he's been paranoid since he was neutered (and for good reasons), and I wouldn't be surprised if each of these surgeries made that worse.
In other news, the Apocalypse, which has been impending since a middle eastern carpenter predicted it nearly two millennia ago, has still not occurred (Sorry, I just find that very funny).
Anyway, I think I'll start writing my own parody Bible (like God [aka "brocen"{see my subscriptions }]). It'll be a verse-by-verse parody of the King James Bible with the Apocrypha, and I'll call it the King Jones Version (kind of a stupid name, but oh well). Some verses will be more realistic, some will be more fucked up, some will have a few words added, some removed, et cetera. More to come on that.
And as for that e-mail from that preaching chick, I'm not one to give most of my attention to petty name-calling, but I will demand an apology and mention the whole "You'd have to be an idiot to be a Xian" thing, and ask them "if even the fool can figure it out, then what's your problem?" Unfortunately, they'll most likely respond with something like "We didn't know that it would offend you so much. We meant it as spiritual guidance, not an insult!" and go off into some tangent about how it's somehow not an insult, "but if it makes [me] feel better, then sorry". Then I'll just have to set them strait. Depressing.

At any rate, here's Psalms 14:1, King Jones style (version 1.1)-
Even the fool hath said in his heart, "There is no God. He is corrupt, He has done abominable Works, He doeth no good."