Tuesday, November 29, 2005: Fight for peace, drink to health, and fuck for chastity.

Hello, everyone. Got loads to tell you all. First on the agenda is that I just got back from a five day weekend for one of the few non-Christian holidays that school gets out for. This, of course, is Thanksgiving. For those of you lucky enough to live in a civilized nation outside of the States, allow me to explain: this is an odd holiday celebrating an event which to the best of my knowledge may not have occurred. During it you eat. Lots. That's why Americans are so fat, since on top of Halloween we have this major feast holiday. Okay, so there are other reasons, but that's got to be one of them. I, luckily, have a high metabolism, so even with this I'm underweight. Anyway, it was minorly awkward, for Friday fell on a Wednesday and Monday is now falling on a Tuesday.
Secondly, something which one of my school's deans of students said. It was in an article in the school paper on the dress code. Now, of course the dress code is ridiculous. It is based on the morals and opinions of major fundies, and has such preposterous regulations as "no backless garments". Most likely, we know this already. Before we get to the quote, however, I would like to critique part of the article. The list of rules did this ridiculous repetition of rules thing. Now, once would have been cute (if it was on something particularly important), but they way overshot that. Here is the list (I shit you not):
*No headgear of any kind until after 3:10pm.
*No backless garments
*No short skirts or shorts
*No backless garments
*No short skirts or shorts
*No heavy chains
*No spiked accessories or jewelry
*No clothing containing messages referring to alcohol, tobacco, or drugs
*No bare midriffs
*No visible cleavage
*No short skirts or shorts
*No exposed undergarments

Yup. That's how stupid my school is. But, to the quote: "Individualism is highly appreciated, however, expressing that should be done on your fee time." You dumb fucking Neo-Nazi cunt (And for the record, I'm not usually inclined to using that word). How the fuck can she think that being yourself, a basic part of human dignity, should be saved for your free time? It's just the kind of rampant conformism which caused another Thing I have to bitch about. Heightmax™. It's this over the counter drug which I will talk about tomorrow, when I have time.